isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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