But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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