I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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