i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
from now on my penis is your penis
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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