I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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