Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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