I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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