As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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