She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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