I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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