Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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