so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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