How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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