Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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