READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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