Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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