so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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