The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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