better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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