Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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