Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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