On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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