belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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