I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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