i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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