i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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