The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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