can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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