what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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