i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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