What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize