I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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