pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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