sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Operation Purity has been aborted
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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