He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
