the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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