we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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