no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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