Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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