There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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