just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
