You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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