DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I want her autograph on my taint
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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