Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (936): View more from Texas

  what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card? http://tfl.nu/bsy4
  Replies (78) Good night (5416) Bad night (855)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  P.S. I can't hear my feet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): P.S. I can't hear my feet http://tfl.nu/z4b9
  Replies (21) Good night (4195) Bad night (679)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"? http://tfl.nu/si77
  Replies (10) Good night (3755) Bad night (639)
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

  (1-218): View more from Minnesota

  i gets down

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down. (1-218): i gets down http://tfl.nu/usv6
  Replies (14) Good night (3658) Bad night (745)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

  (1-609): View more from New Jersey

  I don't want it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU (1-609): I don't want it. http://tfl.nu/jvul
  Replies (36) Good night (1112) Bad night (7833)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school http://tfl.nu/ysoe
  Replies (59) Good night (10194) Bad night (949)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! http://tfl.nu/9v3y
  Replies (16) Good night (3094) Bad night (1121)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial http://tfl.nu/xnww
  Replies (4) Good night (1498) Bad night (1245)
• Favorite

  (587): View more from Alberta

  Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (587): Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?! http://tfl.nu/tyzg
  Replies (19) Good night (2218) Bad night (724)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green. http://tfl.nu/s063
  Replies (35) Good night (3059) Bad night (686)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down. http://tfl.nu/7v0j
  Replies (7) Good night (1870) Bad night (533)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate. http://tfl.nu/d8ay
  Replies (4) Good night (1381) Bad night (400)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart. http://tfl.nu/gryu
  Replies (12) Good night (619) Bad night (1081)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning. http://tfl.nu/842q
  Replies (4) Good night (812) Bad night (284)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill. http://tfl.nu/pwe1
  Replies (5) Good night (580) Bad night (212)

Randomize