well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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