is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Randomize
