dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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