is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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