Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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