Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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