So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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