Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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