Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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