Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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