fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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