wrigley field is MILF paradise
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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