U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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