No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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