While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize