the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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