how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
