Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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