I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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