Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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