fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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