I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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