The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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